There’s an article on the BBC news website this morning which details some new body armor for the groin area for British combat troops in Afghanistan. Frankly, I’ve always wondered why they didn’t come up with this sooner. I mean, if there’s one place that a bloke wants to keep protected it’s ‘down there’. We’ve had ball protecters in cricket for years but the army have now finally caught up. So why I am bothering to blog abut this? What is the point, I hear you asking. Let me include a little snippet from the forementioned article:
“… The protective underpants are known as “tier 1″ of the protective system, with the second layer, or “combat codpiece”, simply known as “tier 2″ by the MoD’s equipment boffins.”
“… MOD scientists and industry are still working on Tier 3 of the system, which is expected to be issued to those performing the most dangerous tasks such as bomb-detection and disposal.”
Methinks that somebody working at the Ministry of Defense plays World of Warcraft. Anyway, they’re a bit behind – we’re up to Tier 11 already.
December 17, 2010 at 9:28 am
On some future battlefield:
“Soldier 1: hey, check out my new underpants. the protective stats on this one is off the charts!
Soldier 2: settle down rookie! Those are just standard tier 7 equipment. They give those to everyone nowadays, no check these out! I killed my 50th bad guy yesterday and command issued me tier 8 protective underpants. Now that’s is something to be proud of.
soldier 1: Woaw, how do I get one those pants?
Soldier 3: Shut up rookie. Equipment doesn’t make a soldier!”
December 17, 2010 at 12:06 pm
“Tsk, back in Classic army we had to WORK TOGETHER to kill bad guys, and just getting a pair of pants was worth a medal (not that they handed out medals for putting on socks in those days like they do today). GG MoD for nerfing the war for the territorials”.
Druid: “My combat rez is still broken”.
December 17, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Anyone mind if i NEED on these [Bloody British Knickers]?
December 17, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Interesting that when you blog about women in WoW the blogosphere goes mad. When you blog about combat troops risking their lives in Afghanistan and comparing it to WoW no one cares.
(I’m not condemning you by the way, simply making an observation).
December 17, 2010 at 9:15 pm
It’s an interesting observation.
December 19, 2010 at 3:52 am
I think most are too busy laughing at both the post and the existing comments.
this is gold, adam, gold!