The amount of night elf discrimination going on at the moment in the blogging world is a source of deep concern to me, particularly after I thought that everyone else had told me off for doing just that against the awful femo’s. Even more troubling is the fact that the racist and bigoted sentiments directed towards night elves seem to be reserved mostly for their appearence, something which I find to be abominable in the extreme. Is it my avatars fault that she has nicely curved and rounded bouncy breasts? She didn’t ask for them, and yet it is what she has. Yet she is being discriminated against for having such a volumptuous rack by the very same people who were wailing that there are no female staues in Dalaran. One wonders if they did succeed in getting a female in stone strung up before the next expansion if the statues breasts would be covered over in a puritan style. It remains to be seen.
But some of us who have night elf mains, and female night elf mains at that, are not embarassed when we flounce our way around the world. No, we take pride in our many “atributes” that other less defined races lack, who can only jeer at us in a pathetic display of badly concealed envy as we ride past them on our glorious sabre tiger mounts, our breasts bouncing in an orgasmic display of female attractiveness.
Nay, our real contempt is reserved for those who themselves possess a night elf main and yet feel that they should disparage and scorn the very image which has supported them all these years. All of these years that they have been hiding behind a stick-on avatar of a tree. But now that the tree has been stripped away, torn asunder as if a great cataclysm, (see what I did there?), had flung them down against a tide of malcontent only to leave them stranded in a form that they had always carried and yet had hated from afar, what shall they now do? Oh self-haters, what will you do now? Slink to the side and stick a paper bag over your pointy ears? Roll a worgen and delight in your hairy chest? Roll a goblin and delight in the fact that you are very fucking ugly?
Enough I say, enough! Join with me those of you who are still proud to wear your skin with pride and do not seek to change your appearence with petty operations, sorcery and botox. The Night elf Onwards Really Kinky Society, (NORKS), is now accepting members who are night elves without members and who will stand proud in the face of this racist hostility.
(A small joining fee applies which may or may not be updated on a weekly basis).
(Brought to you by the good time, great taste of fish).
October 14, 2010 at 5:46 pm
This post is made of win đŸ™‚ Sign me up!!
October 14, 2010 at 5:50 pm
I’ll probably roll a worgen and delight in my hairy chest! They’re full of win.
October 14, 2010 at 6:00 pm
I love you, man! I don’t care what people say, I just do! đŸ˜€
October 16, 2010 at 7:50 am
Don’t love me, bro. Love the night elves.
October 14, 2010 at 6:11 pm
Dwarf women have been known to disparage night elf women, calling them “flatties”.
October 16, 2010 at 7:50 am
I know, it happens to me all the time.
October 14, 2010 at 6:44 pm
I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that I’ve just started a new organization–Sen’jins Against Vulgar Elf Displays (SAVED). Our goal is to get tree form, or some other head-to-toe re-skin, reinstated. We’ll be handing out modest clothing and unmentionables with better restriction of movement to Night Elves at our next meeting to help them regain the virtue that they’ve lost. We’ll be joined by United Tauren Dames for Elven Rights (UTDER) who will be talking about how to cope with the loss of botanic identity.
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October 14, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Boobs alone won’t save you. See Draenei ‘Ich bin’ chicks. Da voodoo, man, da voodoo. It’s about tusks, not purple boobs.
October 14, 2010 at 11:15 pm
Sorry but if it’s between boobs and something that isn’t boobs, boobs always win.
October 14, 2010 at 11:56 pm
“Yet she is being discriminated against for having such a volumptuous rack by the very same people who were wailing that there are no female staues in Dalaran.”
Vindicated ! Once and for all…
October 15, 2010 at 5:44 am
Well there are people who despise Elves of any kind, because they’re pretty races, I don’t know since when it became shameful to be pretty and deserving to be called Barbie dolls for children? Wouldn’t adults prefer a pretty female over ugly one? Why would it be so “mature” to condemn someone because of the looks? And if people start trying to convince me it’s because Elves are overplayed, I’ll tell you which race is played the most: Humans. Yet no one starts Human-hate crusade.
I have a female Night Elf restoration Druid. I am overjoyed I look like an Elf most of the time now instead of withered cauliflower. And the hell I’m not racechanging into Worgen.
October 15, 2010 at 6:50 am
Actually I DO run an anti-human crusade. The eyes of the human females are completely empty and they’re in my opinion the absolutely worst race in the game. I really wish Blizzard would do something about that model. It’s not necessarily about making them ugly (they already are). It’s more about giving them something resembling to a soul, a personality. On the other hand I like blood elfs. Even if they happen to be pretty. To each one his own, I reckon.
I hope you noted that my original post was written with a glimpse in my eye. And so was Adam’s. Your comment isn’t though.
October 16, 2010 at 7:49 am
A glint in your eye, my dear, a glint.
October 16, 2010 at 8:32 am
Bugger. I suck at English. đŸ˜¦
Wtb correction button for comments which also would help for the tons of typos I leave all over the blogosphere.
October 15, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Sign me up!
I love my night elf. Especially the bounce!
October 16, 2010 at 5:55 am
I wish I could see your “night elf main” in WG and premades. You know to make the world accept night elfs, you have to show up sometimes.
October 16, 2010 at 7:48 am
You’ll see me as soon as I can get this damn patch installed. Civ V took me about 4 hours to download. Patch 4.01 I have had downloading non stop for three days and it is only at 64%. Sheesh.
October 16, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Take your firewall down. That same thing happened to me and I finally figured out that it was windows firewall, even though i specifically had the port open. Once I turned firewall off, the download came right through.
October 16, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Also, next time use the background downloader. It was available weeks ago and downloaded 95% of the patch. So after patch day you need to download 5%
October 16, 2010 at 8:18 pm
I had no idea about the background dowloader, or the patch itself to be honest, as I’ve been working flat out 15 hours a day for three weeks. Which is why I haven’t been able to blog much. My firewall is down though, I did that at least, but still damn slow.
October 18, 2010 at 10:14 am
Since I have a measly 1mbit connection at home, I downloaded all of the patch files on college computer. 8mbytes/sec download speeds FTW!
October 18, 2010 at 4:15 pm
The haters hate because they’re jealous. Simple as that.
October 25, 2010 at 10:17 pm
I would probably like the Night Elf females if they come across as more… wise? I always loved how majestic the Tauren females were. They stand proud, they don’t shimmy, they don’t really giggle – they just carry themselves very proudly.
I always imagined (and from what I read in the lore) that the Night Elf females were just as stoic and firm and wise and I just don’t see that with how the skin appears and how the model carries itself. They come across as sort of juvenile, flighty and… young? I can’t really put my finger on it.
On the flip side, I do believe the Blood Elves sort of ruined the Horde. Don’t get me started on that one. Specifically Blood Elf death knights. Absolute waste.